A 15lb capacity all-steel sausage stuffer.
I was on my way to work this morning carrying the above sausage stuffer and stopped at an intersection. A guy standing there gives me, the bike, and the stuffer a "once over" then looks at me but motions to the back of the bike, "What the hell is that thing," he asks? I turn and look at him, "A time machine." A big grin comes on his face, "Really? Cool!" As I pedaled away both of us were smiling (but as fast as I pedaled I never left this current space-time continuum).